It Could Be Worse

Q: What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

A:

– Finding two worms

– Finding half a worm

– Finding a wormhole

– World Hunger

– A human trying to eat your apple

– An early bird waiting outside your apple

– Finding out that you were adopted

– Finding a rattlesnake in your watermelon

– Finding yourself in a simulation

– The working conditions of those who picked it

– Speciesism

– Finding apple sauce in your trouser pocket

– Getting your hand caught in a piece of agricultural machinery

– Finding you have cancer through long-term exposure to industrial insecticide

(List non-exhaustive)