Millennials On Mars

We have a poem here, it’s called Millennials on Mars.  And uh, it was inspired…it was inspired by, some millennials on mars. So I wanna give credit where credit is due….

A bat done spread a virus called sars,
And millennials are on mars,
The vaccine left a billion scars,
Millennials on mars,

I can’t afford a self-driving car,
But millennials live on mars,
Ten years from now I’ll be driving still,
While millennials live on mars,

You know that vegan ice-cream costs too much,
Cos millennials live on mars,
Expensive meat-free foods and such,
But millennials on mars,

I wonder why it’s costing me?
Cos millennials on mars?
Imagine if I was gluten-free,
And now millennials on mars,

Can’t stand what’s on my TV screen,
I’m forced to download legally,
The price of Bitcoin going up,
And if all that crap wasn’t enough,
A bat done spread a virus called sars,
with millennials on mars,

The vaccine left a billion scars,
and millennials on mars,

With all that money I crowdfunded,
For millennials on mars,
How come commission’s in the hundreds?
Hmmm, millennials on mars,

You know I just about had my fill,
Of millennials on mars,
I think I’ll send my Netflix bill,
Email special,
To millennials on mars.

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